i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass
ur bumper sticker says friendly but ur aggressive driving and confederate flag hanging out the back of ur car are telling me otherwise
do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down
he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji
as soon as i heard her line “pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me NyQuil” i knew i was listening to Art
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit