the amount of people who have reblogged this and tagged it with some iteration of ‘read this’ and ‘thank you tumblr’ is worryingly high and im starting to regret making this joke these people are too naive to make fun of anymore
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"
it’s 70 degrees in my room right now and im using four blankets
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
imagine how the parents of famous ppl must feel like “dam im sure glad we boned that night”
i live in florida the coldest it gets here in winter is like 60
i blew in my phone and it fixed it so shoutout to gaming consoles from when i was 6 for teaching me how to fix things
the sound on my phone works except when i plug my charger in all the sound adjusting options just disappear and it won’t play things out loud how do i fix this sos