my blog is great but have u seen my ass

guystud:

*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one

slimydad:

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

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is zayn malik aware that he is literally gods gift to earth

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

the angriest people on this website are vegans and 14 year olds

adreianpayne:

I just want one day without y’all being extra

adreianpayne:

I just want one day without y’all being extra

"I care about animals" now lemme go eat a piece of a dead cow because I value my taste buds over animals. but I totally care! just not that much lmao.
Anonymous

me as hell tbh