wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

girlpal:

f is for friends who do stuff together

girlpal:

f is for friends who do stuff together

(Source: facebook.com)

Are you a virgin

@Anonymous

urinatings:

the best feeling is when you’re drinking something cold and you can feel it flow through your intestines 

sorryforpartybarackin:

the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out

Eww u crush up ramen

@Anonymous

yeah bc thats the best way to make it wtf

i dont trust people who dont crush up their ramen

jesuschristvevo:

being hotter than me is selfish and rude

i cant find my meat hammer what do i crush my ramen with

last night i couldnt decide if i wanted mac and cheese or pizza for dinner and i was having a huge debate in my head and then when i finally decided what i wanted it was 11 pm and i ended up eating a poptart