*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one
i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser
It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight
The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.
This is one of the best things iv seen today
I just want one day without y’all being extra
me as hell tbh