occupation: the family disappointment
what are you doing in my swamp
by stole a quiz did u like steal it to study or like idk
2 yrs ago in my science class i would take a test and i would know like nothing so instead of turning it in i would just put it in my backpack and take it home and then id be like hey wtf u gave me a zero on this and then my teacher was really stupid so he would just like give me a b on it
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
*innocent face*don’t do this here